Re-Vamped.

Re-vamping is a very big thing these days, isn’t it?  I mean, you can hardly turn on the TV without seeing some property program where some English twit (not to generalise – I like many English people, it just so happens that all the people on these shows are both English and twits) has bought an ex-pirate’s cave with the intention of turning it into a treehouse.  Bands are at it, too.  I hear the Spice Girls are planning on re-vamping their image and making a comeback (save us all!!).  Even my dad has jumped on the restoration bandwagon and turned the tiny office beside his garage into a bedsit appartment.

That’s why I worry that people may think that my attempts to restore this once flourishing (not) blog is an act of conformity.  Allow me to assure you that it most certainly isn’t.  If anything, it’s an act of boredom.  In fact, I mightn’t ever look at it again after today. 

You see, the blog entries that were lying around on this page were an embarrassing shadow of who I was, and bore no resemblance at all to who I am. It’s hardly surprising;  it’s been a long time.  But imagine my embarrassment if anyone had happened to stumble across this page (not that they did) and discovered the pathetic, self pitying drivel that was here!  I might just have died off.

So, as of today, consider this page re-vamped.